14 Most Inventive Uses For A Bike


Yes, yes, we know you can use a bicycle to get from A to B and save many tonnes of horrific carbon emissions. You could get fit whilst doing so, toning up your calves and causing unheard of pain to a part of your ass you never even realised you had. You could signal with your limbs, and wobble slightly every time you need to turn a corner.

We’ve thought of 14 other, and we think far better, things you could do with your bicycle.

1. A Low Budget James Bond Car Replacement

james bond bike

Not as slick as a DB9, but far, far cheaper

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2. A Complex Instrument of Self Defence

self defence cycle

This works equally well in modern life

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3. A Lolita Doll

l doll

For when all the pretty girls have turned you down.

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4. A Portable Lookout Post

lookout post tall bicycle

The US has a new early warning nuclear missile defence system.

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5. An Advertisement for the Olympics

olympics bike advert

The only advertisement for the Olympics to be cancelled by a fast moving eighteen-wheeler
truck.

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6. A Chair

chair made of bike bits

Even less comfortable than it looks.

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7. A Table!

cycle table

You can genuinely buy this on the internet.

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8. A Motorized Portable Toilet

cycle toilet

Technically not a bicycle, we admit, but found on a site that is dedicated to making bicycles
motor powered. Please don’t let them know the motorbike already exists…

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9. A Pretty Useless Shield

bicycle shield

I don’t care how hard you are, a bike doesn’t stop bullets.

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10. The World’s Crappiest Advertisement

bad bike advert

OBVIOUSLY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN PAYING NOTHING.

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11. A Reason To Vote

vote

The Ultimate Nightmare – when the Green Party runs the Army.

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12. Something Utterly Spectacular

special cycle

So spectacular, in fact, we have absolutely no idea what it does. None whatsoever. Possibly
the new bad guy in whatever series of Power Rangers they’re up to now.

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13. To Glide Atop The Lakes and Oceans

glide

Look carefully at his face and you’ll see that gliding gracefully atop the lakes and oceans isn’t
half as much fun as it sounds.

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14. To Soar Above the Clouds

bike plane

There’s probably going to come a point where he regrets using a baseball bat as a propeller.

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